... and gets into difficulty, starts to lose power and spirals towards the ground. The crew rather selfishly bale out with their parachutes straight away. That leaves only 2 parachues left. George grabs one and says " I am the leader of the western world, I lead the only super-power. Woman want me and men look up to me. I am just superb and great and fantastic and the world needs me" and jumps out. The pope turns to the little boys and says "You take the last parachute, I am the Pope and must do God's will and you have your whole life in front of you so you must live". The school boys says "Don't worry your Holiness. George took my school satchel. There are still 2 parachutes left".
2007-07-17
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