Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button? Beacause her blonde boyfriend wasnt that smart either! Hope you got it! Tell me a blonde joke back! (sorry to those blondes out there, but some jokes ARE kinda funny) >.<
2007-07-17 22:45:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah.
Two blondes were sitting on a bench in kentucky. One blonde said "Which do you think is farther the moon or Florida?"
The other blonde said "Helooooo can you see florida?"
A blonde was at home doing a puzzle. She had a hard time so she called her husband. She said "Honey I can't figure out this puzzle." Her boyfriend said what's on the front of the box and she said "A tiger" The husband came home and saw all the puzzle peices on the floor and said "Dear, get your coat on, were going to find you another puzzle. And when we get back you can help me pick up the frosted flakes."
A blonde was walking past a store and found a t.v. in the window she just HAD to have. She walked in and said "I'd like to buy that t.v in the window." The sales clerk said sorry we don't serve blondes. So she went away and dyed her hair black. She came back and said I'd like to buy that t.v. in the window please. The clerk said "sorry we don't serve blondes" The blonde was frusturated. "But I dyed my hair black! How do you know I'm a blonde!?" The sales clerk said "We only sell microwaves here."
How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer?
There's white-out all over the monitor
A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and the pilot were on a plane. The plane was goin' down. There were only four parachutes for the five of them. The movie star took one and jumped. The pilot took one and jumped. The blonde took one and jumped. Seeing as there was only one parachute left, the pope turned to the brunette and said, " There is only one parachute left, you take it." The brunette said don't worry there are still two because the blonde took my backpack!
2007-07-17 22:50:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I got it.
A blonde a brunette and a redhead climb the Empire state building and a gust of wind knocks them all off. Which one hits the ground first? The brunette is too serious so she hits first, the redhead has some fun and enjoys the free fall plummet to the ground, while the blonde stops aand asks for directions on how to hit the ground.
A blonde woman wants to travel to Vermont, but keeps putting it off because she thinks the state is covered in syrup.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? I couldn't tell you because they are still trying to find a condom for the light bulb.
2007-07-18 06:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by Timothy B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two blonds are on branch of a tree and they are cutting it . A woman passing by says to them : Girls, you are cutting it from the wrong side! You are going to fall down!
Blonds choose to continue, they fall down and as ambulance comes to get them they see the woman again . What do they say?
Look! The psychic!
2007-07-18 07:08:12 · answer #3 · answered by Night Mare 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does a blonde turn on the light in the morning? She opens the car door!
2007-07-18 05:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-18 06:13:35 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Καλ ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lollllllllllllll very good
2007-07-18 06:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by cutie chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋