Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much.
However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that the had a
deformity too. Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My
Winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once We are married."
She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky."
Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching and teasing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your winky was the size of an infant!"
"Yes, it is.... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long".
2007-07-17 22:16:00 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really good one, I saw that coming, lol Hey Sandy if you divorce him, send him on over, LOL
2007-07-23 22:59:49 · answer #1 · answered by Janet B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before but still had to read the whole thing so YOU GET A STAR
2007-07-17 22:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by bernman101 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Meet me Herb.....Lol...good job dear!!
2007-07-17 22:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by minerhea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
^_^ lol
another case of mis understanding
thanks for sharing!
2007-07-17 22:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a real good one, hahahaha xxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-07-17 22:31:31 · answer #5 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I'll remember that one.
2007-07-17 22:19:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....
omg...too funny.
2007-07-17 22:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so f*****g funny,thats cheered me up a bit at my shi**Y job! :-)
2007-07-17 22:34:07 · answer #8 · answered by master_cat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahah awh very good!!
2007-07-23 23:15:36 · answer #9 · answered by Claudia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-23 15:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋