eating my carrots and humping next doors dog - Has anyone any ideas on how to calm it down. ?
2007-07-17 21:55:58 · 11 answers · asked by Tiger01204 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
stroke your weiner!
2007-07-17 21:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lock the donkey and the dog in a room with each other, after a while the donkey will get bored of being with the same dog and will calm down itself.
2007-07-18 07:06:04 · answer #2 · answered by Covangel 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hot Peperami
2007-07-18 05:01:16 · answer #3 · answered by lindyloo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
short term solution put a carrot up your neighbours dog's asss and put in ear plugs.it might put the donkey off carrots
2007-07-18 05:10:12 · answer #4 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put him in a petting zoo and have him hump the quests.
2007-07-18 04:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by Agent319.007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet the dog i S**T scared if I were you I would Shoot and lend next door the money to by the dog a psyciatrist ;-)
2007-07-18 04:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by Gaz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes... Monster Egos are all the rage but that doesn't mean you should follow... Cut your Tally-Whacker off or just stop using Viagra... I know your wife went away but Beast*ality ain't worth it... :I
2007-07-18 05:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
either chain the dog or the donkey up. or have him DE-sexed
2007-07-18 04:58:42 · answer #8 · answered by cheeky 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tough question,I'll take advice and get back to you.
2007-07-18 08:43:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cannabis..
2007-07-18 04:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by mark 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
stop a$sing around with us will ya
2007-07-18 04:58:50 · answer #11 · answered by looby 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋