A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit
lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company.
He thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone
books from one of the "escort" services. He picked a number and dialed
it.
A woman answered, "Hello?"
"Hi, I hear you do escorts and massages and I'd like you to come to my
hotel room and give me a massage. And after that I want sex! In fact I
want jungle sex . . . wild, crazy hanging-from-the-chandelier type
sex! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it!
Bring all kinds of sex toys too! I don't care what they are, you can
use them on me! You can even tie me up and then cover me in whipped
cream! Now how does that sound?" he asked.
The woman said, "Interesting sir, but for an outside line, you must
press "9" first."
2007-07-17 20:56:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was by far the very best joke i have ever heard ............i can't wait to pass it on....thanks for the laugh
2007-07-17 21:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by AMY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe... But sometimes if I'm feeling super stubborn and have already argued that I'm right before I realize I'm wrong, I may not admit it.
2016-05-21 16:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No matter how many jokes in this line I read, they never seem to lose their cuteness.
Thanks.
2007-07-17 21:06:14 · answer #3 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.....that's funny. imagining the man's face blushing.... hahahahaha........Thanks. Tell us another one.
2007-07-17 21:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-17 23:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the words of Homer "D'oh!!!!"
2007-07-17 21:50:50 · answer #6 · answered by rdrnnr1972 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ..... That was hilarious.
Laughed out loud, ha ha.
Good one.
2007-07-17 21:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've done that!! Oh, how we laughed
2007-07-17 20:59:59 · answer #8 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thx...
2007-07-17 21:42:29 · answer #9 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, that was funny...
2007-07-17 20:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋