A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-*** love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
2007-07-17 20:15:47 · 12 answers · asked by vlf126 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Seriously...What firm are you with?....hahahaha...
2007-07-17 20:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by minerhea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one. So you like lawyer jokes. Well here are some more to add to your collection
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"
Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What?s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
2007-07-17 20:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-07-20 06:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tiggers Twin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-17 20:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Steve, that was really wonderful! Here's a star!!!
2007-07-17 21:21:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she replies no I'm a prostitute whats the difference he says, timing dear she replies
2007-07-17 22:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good! Yeah it happens sometime like woman said chick but man thought...dick.
2007-07-17 20:24:52 · answer #7 · answered by Khanh D 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao you gonna be sued at the ICJ, The Hague.
2007-07-17 20:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha yeah good one....
2007-07-17 20:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep,i liked that one lol
2007-07-17 20:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋