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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

2007-07-17 19:36:53 · 16 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

still laughing .............. ll thanks

2007-07-24 10:17:21 · answer #1 · answered by I AM BACK 7 · 0 0

Good joke and quiet heart rendering.Like a teacher would ask,so what is the lesson in it for us,children?A smart Alec may say that one should not marry a woman,whose ex husband is dead or alive.WHY?May be next time.

2007-07-17 19:51:37 · answer #2 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 0 0

initially,we don't say "Peace be upon Him' after ALLAH. that distinctive word is for HIS Prophets and Messengers.we constantly write(SWT-Subhanahu Wa Taala after ALLAH meaning Glorified and Exalted be HE,) purely like each and every elementary person with emotion,we mourn,cry and felt sorrowful upon any demise in the kin. i lost my mom 19 years in the past and my son 6years in the past.their demises had further the main painful emotional sufferings in my existence yet i overcame such hurtful adventure unquestionably and standard the loses because of the fact that's Allah's Will.

2016-09-30 05:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Funny!

2007-07-17 19:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by arealsexyguy 3 · 0 0

That is the funniest joke I have heard. Poor guy.

2007-07-25 10:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by specialmousepotato 3 · 0 0

hahaha...that was funny....guess the wife drove her first husband to the grave,huh??

2007-07-22 15:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by LadyRain_614 4 · 0 0

took me a second, but funny

2007-07-25 13:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by Sophiesmama 6 · 0 0

Good one!

2007-07-17 19:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by tottpaula 4 · 0 0

nice

2007-07-25 08:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by Ryan H 2 · 0 0

That was very funny.Made me laugh,Thanks;)

2007-07-17 19:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by dubbz 3 · 0 0

lmao

2007-07-25 12:54:12 · answer #11 · answered by mendes02 3 · 0 0

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