While she was waiting for Saint
Peter to Greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and
All The other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her
and Began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting
for You! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful
Place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the
Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm
Surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I
Married the beautiful young nurse
2007-07-17 17:33:42 · 15 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I
Married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.
And Then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I
lived In And bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around
the world.
We Were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit
my Head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia. "
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to pay
Later!
2007-07-17 17:38:00 · update #1
Do star it if u like it
2007-07-17 20:19:29 · update #2
Wow!!! That is EXTREMELY true!! That joke was hilarious!! Yet still EXTREMELY true!!
2007-07-17 17:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So funny, but CZECHOSLOVAKIA?!?!?!?! You could do better than that. Czechoslovakia is so passe. I think even my nephew could spell it, and he's still not schooling yet. You could have used hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, which means fear of long words, or the ever popular supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, which is actually not a considered word but it is synonymous to fantastic. Or, floccinaucinihilipilification, which means the act of regarding things as valueless, or antidisestablishmentarianism, which is a political philosophy who opposes the idea of the separation of the church and the state, or probably the longest word I know which is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon... which means the inflammation of the lungs caused by inhaling very fine siliceous dust.
2016-05-21 15:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story was quite practical..
2007-07-17 18:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by nimesh 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's sad for the guy, but funny for us.
2007-07-17 17:54:32 · answer #4 · answered by Piguy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha that was funny!! lol.. i guess some people just dont get jokes. this was a gr8 joke!!!
2007-07-17 18:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahhhahhaahahahahahahahahaahaahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!!!! good one dude!! you got a star!!! that was so funny!! your joke keeps me laughing till now!!! hahaha!!!
2007-07-17 17:45:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's the punchline?
2007-07-17 17:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
why would u tell her that? lol. he aint never gettin in.
2007-07-17 18:53:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so whats the question here?
2007-07-17 17:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by shannybell9328 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha he is not getting in
2007-07-17 17:37:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋