What the hell is going on?
(best one liner gets the 10 points...) *smile*
2007-07-17 16:56:18 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Being a heathen non-believer myself...
2007-07-17 16:59:38 · update #1
Hey! The first answer made me laugh!!!
2007-07-17 17:00:52 · update #2
R5T6.... R2D2.... whoever you are....
Hi! You know me... lol
2007-07-17 17:18:02 · update #3
The Dalai Lama walked into a pizzeria and said, "Make me one with everything."
2007-07-17 16:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by novangelis 7 · 12⤊ 1⤋
i individually wish my hick city in Alabama protects me... lol i'm with Qui-Gon. i will establish a society (with a bit of luck not underground) and stay in a Pagan utopia-ish state. Like Rome. :) (it somewhat is a utopia in my innovations :P) i will additionally shield its welfare. I advise, come on! we are WITCHES! Spells of obscurity and protection. :) have self assurance. Blessed Be. This became a demanding image in my head of a holy conflict. Why can not we purely cope... because of the fact of democracy. everybody gets a voice, and the hundreds are stupid. P.S., i don't think in politically correctness. Islam* not Islom
2016-09-30 05:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by osazuwa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pay back. Venting. Just basically throwing up all over the christians. We love them so much we keep trying to wake them up! The only problem is, we don't have anything to threaten them with except happiness, joy, freedom, love, etc..Hmmm, come to think of it, that terrifies them.
2007-07-17 17:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does it have to be a one liner? I know this great Wiccan joke!How many Gardnerains does it take to change a light bulb? We can't tell you!
2007-07-17 17:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The people over in "Cats" actually liked talking about spirituality and animals, so we no longer have any excuses.
2007-07-17 17:03:41 · answer #5 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What will a Fundie Christian say when he gets to Heaven and his next door neighbor (in Heaven) is an Atheist who still doesn't believe in "his" God?.... (His definition of God)
edit: I am a Red-letter Christian; for lack of another label.
2007-07-17 17:01:55 · answer #6 · answered by Aunt Carolyn 2 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Fireworks
2007-07-17 16:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
“Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear”
- Thomas Jefferson
2007-07-17 22:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really have no Idea...I was just asking the SAME EXACT QUESTION!!!!, Heck i dont even know what a pagan which is....but I do know that there can only be 1 god becuase there is only 1 heaven or hell.....but I guess I'll find out which one is correct when I get to heaven.....I'll be sure to e-mail you :-))
2007-07-17 17:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by I'm that girl who likes to s 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
What's goin on? I know this pagan is goin to sleep that's what I got goin dunno bout the rest of ya'll.
Oh and hell aint an option heaven either.....them one way tickets cost too much.
2007-07-17 17:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by Candle Queen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋