A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled 'It really works!'
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.
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2007-07-17 16:12:00 · 7 answers · asked by **beep** 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This dumb guy walks into the library, looks around, then gets in line for the counter. Once he gets to the head of the line, he loudly says, 'I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke.' The librarian looks at him for a moment. Then whispers, 'Mister, this is the library.' The man nods. Then he WHISPERS, 'I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke.'
2007-07-17 16:12:18 · update #1
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
2007-07-17 16:13:36 · update #2
chuckle.....i luv them...
2007-07-17 16:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first three.
2007-07-18 06:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by swd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE the first one, the rest are not so good
2007-07-17 23:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by princessbrittany_21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice star
2007-07-18 00:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by Steven T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the first one was really funny!!
2007-07-17 23:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by ladykobe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good jokes
2007-07-18 02:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by Jacob K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one was my favorite!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-17 23:22:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋