Because my priest tells me so, and he is VERY close to our LORD...
2007-07-17 15:44:41 · 18 answers · asked by Gunning4Jesus 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
CrazyChild! ROTFL! Yippeeeeee!!
((((CrazyChild)))
2007-07-17 17:44:48 · update #1
Mrs. Avatard - stop being married. Then you can simply be Ms. Avatard and we can run off together and have the Lord Jesus marry us. AND you'll be Mrs. Gunning4Jesus! Or I Mrs. Mrs. Avatard. Ah, you know what I mean. It gets a bit confusing.
2007-07-17 17:46:33 · update #2
*Raven's Voice* - ROTFL! Oh, his thumbs! His thumbs are a dangerous secret indeed! (Shhh, I can tell you that his BIG finger is busy in the confession room)!
2007-07-17 18:45:43 · update #3
*Raven's Voice* - ROTFL! Oh, his thumbs! His thumbs are a dangerous secret indeed! (Shhh, I can tell you that his BIG finger is busy in the confession room)!
2007-07-17 18:45:49 · update #4
Don't be naughty and never you mind. If dear Father comes trying to sniff around here, I will be playing Whack the Trouser Snake with him...heh heh heh...oh, pardon me....
2007-07-17 15:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I've never heard of somebody thinking that way about using tampons. I don't think there is anything "unholy" about it, and I certainly would not say it is an easy way to get horny. The tampon doesn't even come close to the clitoris, which is where the majority of the stimulation would come from. When I insert a tampon, I am in no way whatsoever associating that with sex. I don't think your mom should have a problem with it. Good luck!
2016-05-21 14:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by margo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your priest doesn't talk about missionary work or charitable work in the community you live in, or how to strengthen your relationship with your higher power?. No? he talks about feminine hygiene products. Well he sounds like a priest to me.
2007-07-17 16:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by Ellie 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Dear Lord (pun intended) I would die if anyone from my church came up to me talking about tampons, other than to ask to borrow one. What a lovely church you must go to. I really must meet your priest. I have a few friends who might be able to get his mind off of these things and *wink*wink*show him what really is the devil's little finger. Who knows he might even enjoy it!
2007-07-17 16:32:37 · answer #4 · answered by love4fun4life 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Gee, I didn't realise devil was fingering me once every month... And I thought you had to be a witch to have sex with the devil...
Am I going to get burnt at the stake?
2007-07-18 23:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
SOUNDS like your priest has tried to insert a tampon himself, and felt THE PAIN!!! lol...what a jerk! I knew MANY idiot priests, growing up Catholic, but they pale beside the fundy, protestant preachers! (wonder if THEY ban tampons???)
2007-07-19 11:46:08 · answer #6 · answered by Gwynneth Of Olwen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your priest is a FREAK!!
)o( Blessed Be!
2007-07-17 16:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by whillow95 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Duh. This is one of the dumbest questions I have ever heard. EVERYBODY KNOWS they are the Devils Toes.
I suspect your Priest is in league with the Devil and if you value your immortal soul ye will gather maxi pads.
2007-07-19 11:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by honorbright24 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
more like a fire cracker in some pervo priest's bungahilo.
2007-07-17 20:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your Priest is more than likely a pervert, like so many of them are...
Blessed Be...)O(
2007-07-17 15:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by Bunge 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋