I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her
fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing
on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
>___< LOL!
2007-07-17 15:36:09 · 27 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We actually consume our own snot daily in the form of mucus down the back of our throats.
2007-07-17 18:07:23 · update #1
lmao i love it. this will be one i will be sending out to my friends. got any other good ones?
2007-07-17 15:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by Lyn7480 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
My friends little twin cousins (boy and girl) are about 3 or 4 years old. The little girl was picking her nose and her aunt says, "Oooh! That's so gross! You don't eat them do you?"
She looked up at her with a discusted look on her face, and said, "No! Of course not!"
"Good." Said her aunt.
The little turned to her brother. "I don't eat them. I just give them to him and he eats them for me!"
2007-07-17 15:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I heard this on the Martha Steward Show!
2007-07-17 15:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by MensaMan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny!
2007-07-17 15:38:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny joke. I didn't know what to expect with the title but my cousin and I started bursting with laughter...
2007-07-17 15:39:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mike. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did Bill Cosby cross the road?
To sit on your face and eat pudding.
2007-07-17 15:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
cute finger joke more like disgusting
2007-07-17 15:39:53 · answer #7 · answered by Gonzalez a. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic. Did this really happen??? Loved it. LOL
2007-07-17 15:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by smile_girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny! but kinda grossed me out!
2007-07-17 15:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by youran_lee 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol very cute and a lil gross
2007-07-17 15:39:12 · answer #10 · answered by TR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋