A proud young mother sees off her son to school on the first day.
"Be a good boy, my boobaleh! Be careful and think of mummy, sweetest! Come right home on the bus, honey! Mummy loves you very much, baby!
At the end of the day, she's waiting for the bus and sweeps him into her arms. "And what did my love learn on his first day at school?"
"I learned that my name is David."
2007-07-17 14:47:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny!!!! i was really surprised at the punchline!
2007-07-17 15:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by geewhiz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here, I'll explain it:
The mother keeps calling him all these nicknames, and when he goes to school, he said: I learned that my name is David." I hope this helps, I'm not a good joke explainer. Anyways, a star for you!
2007-07-17 15:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by ‡Harriet the µMongoose §Girl© 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, reminds me of a Bill Cosby (Fat Albert) joke, look away now if you are religious.
Fat Albert one day says
"I thought my name was Jesus until I was twelve because every time my Dad saw me, he said "Jesus bloody Christ",
and God, if you are reading this, I apologize for blaspheming (God is everywhere) my definition of blasphemy is, at least every time you say the Lords name, whether it be in vain or not, you are constantly re-affirming his existance. JB
2007-07-23 22:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 14:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rofl.
2007-07-24 09:33:25 · answer #5 · answered by desibooloveee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-07-24 08:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny!!
This is one I will tell!
Have a star!
2007-07-25 08:29:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-17 15:28:57 · answer #8 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get will u explain 2 me pleez cuz like idgi :(
p.s. im blonde!
2007-07-17 14:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ^_^
is this your childhood story? lol
thanks for sharing
2007-07-17 17:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋