There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.
He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods.
He Practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target.
Getting A little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was
Walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck.
Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck Square in
the head, and killed it. He was shocked and grieved.
In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only to see His
sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.
After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the
Dishes." But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help
in The kitchen." Then she whispered to him, " Remember the duck?" So
Johnny did the dishes.
Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go Fishing
and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make Supper."
Sally just smiled and said," Well that's all right because Johnny
told Me he wanted to help." She whispered again, "Remember the
duck? " So Sally Went fishing and Johnny stayed to help.
After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally's, He
finally couldn't stand it any longer. He came to Grandma and
confessed that he had killed the duck.
Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug, and said, "Sweetheart, I know.
You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but
because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you
would let Sally make a slave of you. "
2007-07-17 14:41:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wise old Grandma... I like Aleema's ending, too. :-) BB
2007-07-18 07:30:13 · answer #1 · answered by bb jo 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Truth Will Set You Free
2007-07-17 14:48:44 · answer #2 · answered by morningwoman14 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 8/10.
2007-07-17 14:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, the moral to this story is, always be up front and honest, yes? It kinda reminds me of a dead dog which keeps getting unburied somehow, and the owner eventually says something to the effect of, I keep burying that dog, but it just keeps coming back - or something like that. Does anyone know this one, I would like to hear (see) it again. jb
2007-07-23 22:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nahhh....i have a better ending
ok after Johnny stays and help to make supper...they all sit down to eat dinner
and then Sally says "YUM! what's this?"
and Johnny says "remember the duck?"
lol
2007-07-17 14:51:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Poor little duckie! lol
2007-07-18 04:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by rat luv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-23 15:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...funny..... For someone who claimed to forgive the grandson, She sure takes her time to take her revenge....
2007-07-22 15:24:23 · answer #8 · answered by LadyRain_614 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! 10/10 GOOD ONE!
2007-07-25 06:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ LilMsSunShyne ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sallys a b_i_t_c_h doncha think
2007-07-17 14:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by ~Bruce~_~Bruce~ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋