A man went to hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his pe nis.
According to the attending nurse, the patients girlfriend found it in his trouser pocket and was so mad at him she used petrolleum jelly to slip it onto his pe nis while he was sleeping.
I don't know whats worse..
1) having your girlfriend find out your married!
2)Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your pe nis!
3)....Or finding out your pe nis fits through your wedding ring!!
2007-07-17 13:20:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL:)
I found this funny as I wished my cheating husband had been caught out in this way...........but, i know for a fact there is no way his wedding ring would have got there........give the devil his due! The cheating c*nt!
Still cannot think for the life of me which is worse though, all I think of...............PML is the cheating b@stard's shame of it all:))
Oh my, to be fly on the wall!
2007-07-17 13:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Deciding what's worse - it's got to be number 2...
1 - girlfriend finds out you're married - he always knew he was running the risk of that happening.
3 - he's got a wife AND a girlfriend - so he might not be able to go deep sea fishing... but he obviously knows how to wiggle his worm...
as to 2 - ...at least the hospital didn't phone his wife and ask which one she wanted cutting off!
2007-07-17 13:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL! All 3 of them would be terrible but I would have to say 1 because your girlfriend can blabber to your wife. Great joke though and here's a star!
2007-07-17 13:25:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-08 23:07:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-17 13:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one.!!!
Finding the ring fits ha ha.!!!
Pencil D***.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
2007-07-17 15:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 10
2007-07-17 14:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by ms. baby blue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 13:59:52 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-20 22:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by Yorkshire Born 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny all three of them are pretty bad
2007-07-17 13:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by Tweety 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋