Can of striped Paint for the sky hooks
Bucket of welding sparks
Plastic wrap for a female fattening tool
A Cheesy muff burger with lots of sauce and a randy tart for lunch.
A cork screw spanner
A sheet of broken glass
A packet of wooden welding rods
Air for the spray gun
And off to the office in his underwear for a dip in the typing pool
Add yours
2007-07-17 13:15:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Rope lengthener
A self emptying billy can
A blunt point
Second Aid Kit (bit like a First Aid Kit but used afer the bandage has been put on)
sparks for the camp fire - requiring a damp paper bag to carry them in
left-handed smoke shifter
bacon stretcher
200 ft.of shore line.
Dehydrated water
someone also asked my boyf once in a kitchen to go and get some chicken lips from the shop next door!
2007-07-17 22:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by gotmeridindirty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bubble for a spirit level
As well as the mentioned skirting board ladder & tartan paint.
2007-07-18 01:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by claude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a glass hammer, sky hooks, skirtingboard ladder, more sand for the sandpapper, stripy paint, spotted paint, a brick saw and wooden nails
2007-07-17 18:48:05 · answer #3 · answered by Tony F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tartan paint
skirting board ladder
left handed screwdriver
2007-07-17 13:17:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to be a restaurant manager and used to send new recruits for diabetic ice and vegetarian orange juice
2007-07-17 19:18:31 · answer #5 · answered by SuperStu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ones.!!!
10/10.!!!
Mechanic - Fetch me a flat spot son.!!!
Electrical - Give him a empty bottle and tell him to go and fetch some Megawatts ha ha.!!!
2007-07-17 15:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A long stand
2007-07-17 13:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A long weight, rubber nails, glass hammer.
2007-07-17 13:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by lindyloo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work in a kitchen,we sent a kid to reception to ask if some Salmon legs had been delivered,haha!! :-)
2007-07-17 13:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by dazza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A left-handed screwdriver or spanner.
2007-07-17 13:17:27 · answer #10 · answered by lizzie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋