A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in
his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
looking at two Daddy Long Legs' mating.
"Daddy, what are those two insects doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the insect on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay **** in our garden." she said
2007-07-17 13:09:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! Good one!
2007-07-17 13:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the same one in my inbox, except the little girl says, "We're not having any of that brokeback mountain sh!t in our garden." lol
2007-07-17 18:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by ‡Harriet the µMongoose §Girl© 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 14:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaahhhh That was so funny--cute--innocent. I loved it. Thank you
2007-07-17 13:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That's funny, really cute!
2007-07-17 13:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by DanaV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL have a star
2007-07-18 09:44:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats too innocent..
2007-07-17 13:16:18 · answer #7 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
S w E e E e E e E e E e E e E e T ! ! !
2007-07-17 14:16:26 · answer #8 · answered by I Pity You Fool ! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋