Sisters Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it The man tells her that he will sell it for $599 - no less.After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive it here so we can haul it home."The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'."The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable'?"The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly......... com-for-da-bull".
2007-07-17 12:58:59 · 47 answers · asked by littlegoober75 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-17 13:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny I've heard it before but there's nothing wrong with hearing it again and yes i liked to joke
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2007-07-17 13:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by lollypop8493 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, took a while to get to the point, but still funny!
2007-07-17 13:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by NEJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the sister never came because she couldn't afford the gas.
2007-07-17 13:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAH! Definately funny!
2007-07-17 13:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by youdontneedtoknowme 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i aint gonna tell you..
your mom...
2007-07-17 13:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That joke is too long for a blond person to concentrate on.I do not like it. Quit picking on blonds. I am president of the Blond Person Anti-Blond joke Unity club.
2007-07-17 13:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes. That's a good one.
2007-07-17 13:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by Eugene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That got me man, Hilarious ! I tell you I'm literally laughing man, great job !
2007-07-17 13:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's kick A**! i liked that joke. 2 thumbs up!!!
2007-07-17 13:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Wrinkle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋