Rabbit asks got any lettuce?
Bucher replies no this is a butcher’s
Next day same thing happens
After a week of the rabbit coming into his shop every day asking for lettuce the butcher has had enough
Next time the rabbit comes in he says look you if you come in here again asking for lettuce I will nail you to the wall
Next day rabbit comes in; the butcher is storming towards him
Rabbit says got any nails?
Bucher stops scratches his head and says no this is a butchers
Rabbit well have you got any lettuce?
2007-07-17 12:50:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey jerkoff, give me 10 points please!!!!!!!!
2007-07-17 13:10:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 05:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by pantano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nearly as good as the rabbit who goes to the bar and has a beer with a cheese toastie, then a beer with ham and tomato toastie, followed by a mushroom and bacon toastie. Suddenly he falls to floor croaking, choking and clutching his throat. Whats the matter asks the barman? Mixamatoasties, mixamtoasties cried the rabbit.
2007-07-17 13:22:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 14:15:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think I have got one of his lucky legs on my key chain !
2007-07-17 12:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That rabbit is very annoying and aggravating!! I love him.
2007-07-17 12:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...I've heard it before, but it's still refreshingly not vulgar and pretty funny.
2007-07-17 12:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-07-17 13:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by MensaMan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-07-17 13:02:34 · answer #9 · answered by blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it
2007-07-17 13:22:23 · answer #10 · answered by lindyloo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-17 12:56:30 · answer #11 · answered by sharkster83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋