10. Begs you to sing him to sleep with the Penzoil theme
9. Afraid to go to sleep for fear Jr. Johnson is hiding under his bed
8. He's always asking the neighbor lady if she'd like a "high speed rear end lube"
7. Goes trick or treating dressed as Morgan Shepherd
6. Teachers find it difficult to correct his counting practice of-1,2, 3 YOU BASTARD! 4,5,6,7,8,9,10
5. Explains "F" on report card as "just one a them flunky deal,we'll get 'em next quarter"
4. Prefers Slick 50 on his Wheaties instead of milk
3. Says Speedy Dry works just as good on the bed wetting problem as it does on oil
2. When sleep walking acts so much like Sterling Marlin it's spooky
1. Stands up in church about race time and yells " Yikes it's pea soup time I'm gettin' possessed!"
2007-07-17 12:34:58 · 18 answers · asked by Chris B 2 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
LOL!!! Thanks for the laughs!
Jeff Gordon RULES!!!
2007-07-17 16:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by #24 FAN!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Another sign:
When your kid counts like this:
00- David Reutimann
01- Mark Martin & Regan Smith
1- Martin Truex
2- Kurt Busch
3- Dale Earnhardt,"... but he's in Heaven with Grandpa"
and so on...the world as seen by a 4-year-old gearhead.
2007-07-17 21:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by Jim M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He thinks France runs NASCAR.
He want to replace Jim Nabors at Indy.
He wants a constitutional amendment against restrictor plates.
He wears his good Nomex to church.
He thinks the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.
When something falls off of your car, he wonders how much weight you just saved.
He thinks the last line of the Star Spangled banner is: "Racers start your engines!"
2007-07-17 19:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by Menehune 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I know I watch too much racing. I watch anything that has to do with racing. Not just NASCAR but drag racing and other types of racing, but my all time favorite is NASCAR. I'll watch any shows about NASCAR racing too. I didn't want to miss the All-Star Challenge, so I went to my grandma's house and watched it. LOL!!
2007-07-19 01:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by heather e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha.
So whats your point,sounds like you are a pro with these 10 items.
2007-07-17 23:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by blakree 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Started out funny.
Ended on the Alabama side.
Are you drunk?
2007-07-18 00:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by cbsmith300 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Thanks for the laughs!
Of course, you forgot one of my favorites...you take your son to a baseball game and, after the national anthem, he turns to you and says, "Daddy, they forgot to say Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!"
trick or treating dressed as Morgan Shepherd...classic!
2007-07-17 19:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice, but you forgot speaking with a southern accent.
2007-07-17 19:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Jon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. He starts to enunciate.
2007-07-17 21:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by gordon 24 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that is funny!! i know i watch to much racing but i am not nearly as bad as that and i would go trick or treating as kasey kahne!! hehe!! but i do watch too much racing!! but i dont care!! lol!!
2007-07-17 19:46:29 · answer #10 · answered by dodge9 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What Bull **** was that. If you hate nascar dont post here dumb ***. O and kept bashing southerns we will see whol will kick you *** when civil war Part II happens
2007-07-17 21:28:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋