He is soaking wet from head to foot.He goes up to his mate Kelly and says,"That's the last time I try that f*****g riverdance."
2007-07-17 12:33:15 · 24 answers · asked by Crackerjack 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done neo
lol haha lmao rotflmao
RTTTBIPMS
running to the toilet before i piss myself
2007-07-17 12:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor ole' Paddy Flanagan went to his death last week. The Foreman from the Guinness brewery went to his home to tell his wife Irene. He told her, "Dreadful news Ma'am, but poor old Paddy's drowned in a vat o' Guinness!" "Dear me," she cried, "but pray he went swiftly?" "No Ma'am", the foreman said, "He had to get out seven times to pee!"
2007-07-17 22:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by ToolManJobber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Jack, thats a cracker!! Just finished work and I needed a laugh. Keep it up and have a star!!
Respect.
2007-07-25 17:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by MonkeyBoy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny
2007-07-20 13:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by Tiggers Twin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 19:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Love it. 10/10 for you.
2007-07-22 14:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've got no idea where you got these from!
You are to funny!
I know I've said it before, but it is really refreshing to have some new jokes put on here that no-one has posted before, well done you... again! xxx
2007-07-19 19:04:39 · answer #7 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What did he expect then ? Being a Paddy, he must have forgotten to wear his 'flippers'.
2007-07-17 19:38:42 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny vary funny
2007-07-25 14:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by Apple Products Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke deserves a star
2007-07-24 15:23:38 · answer #10 · answered by colin872966 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good.. liked it alot have a star *
2007-07-18 03:48:00 · answer #11 · answered by jules 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋