Little nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence interested in what the cheeky faced youngster was doing he politly asked
"what r u up to there nancy?"
"my goldfish died" replied nancy tearfully without looking up "and i have just buried him."
" thats an awfully big hole isnt it said the neighbour for a goldfish?"
nancy patted the earth down and said
"thats because he's inside your f###ing cat"
2007-07-17
12:17:08
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