2007-07-17 11:54:08 · 16 answers · asked by Reckless Redhead 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
well the other day i was asking my 3 year old questions about where certin foods come from. i said "where does ham come from?", she said "pigs", i said "where does milk come from?", she paused for a second and then said "um...your boobs" lol so litteral
2007-07-17 11:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I just had a son three weeks ago so nothing yet, but when my niece was a toddler we were walking around walmart and an older man walked by and my niece made a disgusted look at him and said "Oh my god he is so ugly" and the guy heard her. That was so embarrassing.
2007-07-17 18:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have kids but I used to get to borrow this little boy named David and take him places and spoil him. We had a lot of fun together.
Anyway in Monterey, CA, they have this wonderful aquarium, so I took him there. He was about 4 years old. In the lobby there are full-sized models of whales, the whales you can see off our coast. California Grey, Humpback, Orca, etc. These models are hung from the ceiling, like airplanes in air museums are sometimes.
I was explaining to him how whales are mammals, just like land animals, and there are two kinds--those with teeth and those without, etc. etc. Droning on and on. He's looking up at the whales, looking very surprised.
"They're big, huh? I bet they're bigger than you expected." I say.
"No," David says. "We talked about them in preschool. I knew they were that big. But I didn't know they could FLY!!"
2007-07-17 18:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was a single mom for many years. My daughter decided when she was about 5 that I needed a boyfriend. So I had a male friend, and one day when he called me she asked to talk to him, then went into her bedroom with the phone. She then proceeded to tell him I was in love with him and he should marry me! When I got the phone back he was stammering!
A couple days after that she came into my work with me to pick up my check, and one of my male co-workers was outside. She told him the same thing.
2007-07-17 18:58:55 · answer #4 · answered by Just Somebody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there has been so many things that my daughter has said, but one of the most recent things i can remember that has stuck in my mind was when:
My husband, myself and my 3 year old daughter were watching the biggest loser on TV and she turned to me and said " mummy, why dont you go and be a big loser? you got fat". i was 8 months pregnant at the time.
kids are so funny sometimes and they dont even realise what they say is funny?
2007-07-17 19:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by Soon2bMrsM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two year old soon to be three as of July 18 was with me in the store and I was buying pickles and I asked her if she know what I was getting and she said "you're buying a penis for Randy cause his aight big enough" my husband (not her father) look at her and then at me and we both cracked up god that was a good moment. That was when she was just turning 2.
2007-07-17 19:02:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
while in Target one day, my 4 year old son is walking behind me as i am shopping. from my back i hear,"i have to go pee pee". i say ok; as i am turning around to take him to the toilet, he has taken wee willie winkle out and is whizzing on the FLOOR! unfortunately(or not depends how you look at it) we were in the mens clothing section and the floor is carpeted. no one was near where we were and we beat a hasty retreat to another part of the store, unnoticed.
2007-07-17 19:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by atlas shrugged and so do i 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My then two year old son and I were getting ready to walk to the store when he pointed his finger at his grandma and said don't have any boys in the house while I'm gone and stormed out. We both just looked at eachother in amazement and burst out laughing.
2007-07-17 18:57:47 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Its no my child but my nephew one day we were in line paying for the goods, he looks at the woman behind us... and points and he says "sh*t....ugly" to her and laughs about it. I was embarrassed I didn't even know if I should have appologized to the woman. I just wanted to hurry away and leave.. My nephew was only 3 and didn't know any better lol. hope she didn't take i to heart lol.
have a good day!
2007-07-17 19:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by Sugar 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He smacked some lady in the butt. He was sitting in the stroller, and she bent down to look at something, and he just stood up and smacked at her as hard as he could, and then started laughing.
2007-07-17 19:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by Butterflies 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he was 2 at the time running around the house and eating at the same time,he was eating corn on the cob and on his third bite threw the corn down and said "I can't eat this it's got a bone in it" and continued to play
2007-07-17 18:58:21 · answer #11 · answered by CCRIDER69 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋