A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very
short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked
if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to
bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure, she returns and asks again,
"What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A
quickie, please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him
across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I
think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'."
2007-07-17 11:07:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am sitting alone in my living room cracking up, that was soo funny, you earned this star!
I must be tired I actually have tears coming out of my eyes!
2007-07-17 11:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Delighted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!!! particularly as I was having similar pronunciation problems with my 7 yr old the other day
2007-07-17 18:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by maidsmum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one =D Have a star!
2007-07-17 18:16:55 · answer #3 · answered by franevilbob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star material!!
2007-07-17 18:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good joke so 10/10.!!!
Pronunciation is everything Minormatt.!!!
2007-07-17 18:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny have a star
2007-07-18 14:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Gamergurl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-07-17 18:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by des k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!! I laughed out loud!!!you have been starred!
2007-07-17 18:14:52 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs House 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao star from me
2007-07-21 10:24:48 · answer #9 · answered by LEIGH B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's messed up.
2007-07-17 18:14:31 · answer #10 · answered by Tia08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋