God?A man was praying to god.
He said, "God ?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man wondered.
Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."
So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?"
And God cheerfully said,
"Sure!.......just a second ."
2007-07-17 10:44:31 · 33 answers · asked by ♪get it?got it?good♪ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One more--
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. ...continued..
2007-07-17 10:48:19 · update #1
We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them." The boy's father was speechless. Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are." Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! "Life is too short and friends are too few."
2007-07-17 10:48:59 · update #2
I've heard the first joke, but it makes me laugh all the time!
The message at the end was very beautiful. It is completely true. I'm actually really glad I read that. It was wonderful. Thanks. =)
2007-07-17 10:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was cute but the story was really amazing !!
Thanks for sharing.
We leave our near & dear ones and stay far away for money...
We don't have time to talk to our Mom-Dad, best of the friends... just because we have some job or business sucking our time & energy... for money...
There are people waiting to hug us... but we go for those who will give us better prospects... for money...
Is it worth it???
I wonder whether we can ever buy the real treasures with our money !!!
Well, this is jokes section but I just got carried away...
Have a nice day !!
2007-07-18 09:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God responded, "Yes?" Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."
So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?"
2007-07-17 22:48:20 · answer #3 · answered by sanjiv_jha2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke was really funny and the addinonal details about the son adn his father were very deep its kind of ironic you would think the boy would feel sorry for the poor but he envies him i don't knko wif that makes his selfish or incitfull but it was beautiful thank you
2007-07-17 11:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by Kaydi Em 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard the first one before! Simply hilarious! Thanks a million for the second one! It is Absolutely Brilliant! So Educative & Funny too! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! A Star for you Honey, along with a sincere warm HUG!!!
2007-07-17 19:25:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woooow I really liked the second one. That was amazing, and so true, I painted pictures in my head lol really I did. I like it =]. And the first one was funny and cute.
*Star*
2007-07-17 11:31:05 · answer #6 · answered by Tia08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i have 2 seconds?
2007-07-24 12:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's amazing short story. write more. Good to here that people out there still have some real thing in them.
2007-07-19 06:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by ravi s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like the first one, the second one is kinda complicated
so here's a star, good job!!! (=_=)
2007-07-17 10:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read the first one
The second I didn't read but I don't think it's funny !!!
How about going to my profile and search for my lastest question about funny story ?
2007-07-17 20:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by crystal_heart100 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋