One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal barge goes down to speak to the slaves in the hold of his ship. "Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile." The men cheered and rattled their chains. "The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing."
2007-07-17 10:29:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YES!YES!YES! LOL.I heard that joke before and just the other day I was trying to remember it, but I couldn't. THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE that joke. classic.just for that , I will become your #1 fan. THANK YOU!
2007-07-17 10:34:59 · answer #1 · answered by hilfigersurf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those 40 slaves had better be up to the task
It's not often a request by the Queen is asked.
Not sure how though water skiing on the Nile
Could possibly give her Royal Highness a smile?
Maybe listening to the movement of 40 rhythmic chains
Along with sipping a few chilled glasses of champagne
Will be enough of a special day to add to her memoirs
Otherwise the 40 slaves will have to double the power on their oars !!!!
2007-07-17 10:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old one, but cute have a star
2007-07-17 10:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-17 14:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! LOL!!!
2007-07-17 10:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new one for me. I liked it.
A star and my thanks for you.
2007-07-17 10:38:00 · answer #6 · answered by Ef Ervescence 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...i guess
2007-07-17 10:33:33 · answer #7 · answered by quadrunner09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋