A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"
"Yes! I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
"I would have been released today
2007-07-17 10:16:00 · 24 answers · asked by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That was really cute! That joke right there made my day! Thank you!
2007-07-17 10:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha, that funny but sad for the woman at the same time. But good one
Heres a star
2007-07-17 10:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh ive heard that 1 but its a good 1 heres a star
2007-07-17 10:35:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A classic good joke. Star!
2007-07-17 10:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by Chewie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 15:03:06 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao That's probably what my husband will be thinkin of me in 20 years too
2007-07-17 10:24:31 · answer #6 · answered by Arcangel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant!
2007-07-17 10:20:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny!
2007-07-17 10:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that was soo stupidly funny lol, 9/10!!!YAY
2007-07-17 10:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by shivu310 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. I like it, have a star!!
2007-07-17 10:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋