Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She picks it up, looks into it, and says, 'Wow! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before...'
The other blonde says, 'Give me a look at that,' taking the mirror from her friend. She looks into it and says, 'Duh, of course you've seen that person before. That's me!'
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a blonde and a lawyer are seated nxt to each other on a flight from perth to sydney. The lawyer asks the blonde if she would like to play a fun game, but the blonde who is tired and wants to sleep during the flight, politely declines and rolls over to the window to try to get to sleep. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
'i'll ask you a question,' he says 'and if you dnt know the answer, you pay me five dollars and vice versa.'
Again the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer now agitated, says. 'okay, if you dnt know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and if i don't know the answer, i'll pay you five hundred dollars.'
Realising that ther won't be any end to this torments unless she plays the game, the blonde gives in. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?'
The blonde dosnt say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five hundred dollar bills and hands it to the lawyer. 'okay,' asys the lawyer, 'your turn'.
'What goes up a hill with three legs and goes down with four legs?' the blonde asks the lawyer.
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his reference, but can't find an answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net, but still no answer. Frustrated, he sends email to all his friends and co-workers, but to no avail. after an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her five hundred dollars in crisp hundred dollar notes.
The blonde says 'Thank you' and turns back to get some sleep.
The lawyer who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, 'well, what's the answer?'
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer five dollars, and goes back to sleep.
2007-07-17 10:13:22 · 10 answers · asked by witch 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
perfect angel,
u'r pefectly wrong. i stole it from Dom Romeo's book. well, u'r ryt f u'r Dom.
2007-07-17 10:26:27 · update #1
You need to modify the second one. It currently says that the blonde pays the lawyer $500 when she doesn't know the answer. It should be $5.
Good joke, though.
2007-07-17 10:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny. I heard the second one before, and the first one is soo stupid.
2007-07-17 10:18:25 · answer #2 · answered by Chloe Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I like the second on e better though.
2007-07-17 10:17:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lizzie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like the first...messed up the second bad! she gave him 5 dollars....not 500!
2007-07-17 10:32:03 · answer #4 · answered by quadrunner09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the first but heard the swecond one b4 many times!
2007-07-17 10:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard the first one... the second one was cute though.
2007-07-17 10:18:08 · answer #6 · answered by Kamunyak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think u stole that 2nd joke from me cuz I made it up then posted it up here. Oh well, as long as people are enjoying it.
2007-07-17 10:20:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i like the 2ed one better but i heard it before
2007-07-17 10:18:51 · answer #8 · answered by jellybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it a lot.. star
2007-07-17 10:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by chip t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are cute. u get a star
2007-07-17 10:20:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋