A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it? God says "no" and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she has another 30-40 years, she might as well make the most of it.
She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"
God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
2007-07-17 09:31:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent one ibbo.!!!
Funny so 10/10 again.!!!
Still laughing - Thanks again mate.!!!
2007-07-17 11:50:12 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pathetic
2016-05-20 16:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by yessenia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 14:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG now that was funny, and can relate to reality
here's a star
2007-07-17 09:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! That was funny.
Star 4 u!
2007-07-17 09:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by hippiegrl13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was so funny! I wonder who made up that joke?!
2007-07-17 09:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hella funny lmao
2007-07-17 09:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by Summer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Funny..
2007-07-17 09:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea thats a good one lol
2007-07-17 09:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by Destiny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe thax for the laugh i need that
2007-07-17 09:57:27 · answer #10 · answered by jellybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i heard that joke b4! funny!
2007-07-17 09:37:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋