This old man went to a nude camp and sees this young woman. He thinks she's pretty cute naked, so before he cn stop himself, he gets an erection. She looks at him and says "you got an erection?" "No!" he says, looking embarrassed. "That means you called for me!" She said. "Okay!" he says. So she has her way with him. Later that day he was walking along and he farted. A man comes to him and says "You farted?" "Yes I did, as a matter of fact." "That means you called for me!" "Oh no!" So the man has his way with him. After that, he went to the front desk to check out. "You only just got here!" said the lady at the front desk. "Why are you leaving?" "I'm 75 years old." he says. "And all I know is that I get an erection once a month and fart twelve times a day!"
2007-07-17 09:27:31 · 5 answers · asked by sonofEatonWrite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 15:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before! Absolutely Freakin’ Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!
2007-07-17 09:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fcuking loved it..
2007-07-17 09:36:43 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay there
2007-07-17 09:36:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol?
2007-07-17 09:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by alpine star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋