A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "Hello."
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
>So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
2007-07-17 09:21:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my gosh!! That was funny!! The end was unexpected!! The father must be very embarrassed.
2007-07-17 09:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really Cute, Have a star
2007-07-17 09:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by catluvr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice 1
2007-07-17 09:58:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Star!
2007-07-17 09:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats hilarius, here's a star
2007-07-17 09:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sooo funny lol lol lol lol Where'd did u hear that from?
2007-07-18 13:22:34 · answer #6 · answered by Laurie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so cute lol
2007-07-17 09:25:59 · answer #7 · answered by Destiny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
open mouth, insert foot.
2007-07-18 16:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by tm41170 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but nice try...............
2007-07-17 09:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha...good one :)
2007-07-17 09:30:44 · answer #10 · answered by čŖåŻęĤ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋