A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'
2007-07-17 09:02:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For once a blonde is seen as SMART in a joke! this is an amazing jike, here is a star, i wish i could give you two!
2007-07-17 09:08:06 · answer #1 · answered by catluvr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute! i'll have to keep a bottle of wine in my car in the event this would ever happen! a star for you
2007-07-17 09:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 09:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,seen the punch-line coming but still liked it.
Two thumbs up, with a tear in my eye
2007-07-17 09:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by david k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see not all dumb blondes are dumb, Learn a lesson guys dont let your co(k do the thinking..
2007-07-17 09:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke.!!!
Funny so 10/10 ibbo.!!!
Keep them coming man.!!!
2007-07-17 11:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before! Absolutely Freakin’ Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Star for you!!!
2007-07-17 09:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says all blonds are dumb. I love it.
From a blond.
2007-07-17 09:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by suzy c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg a smart blonde?!
what has the world come into?!
2007-07-17 09:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by caroline 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL...excellent...first time I've heard it
2007-07-17 10:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋