What's the answer to this riddle?
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
2007-07-17 08:45:03 · 12 answers · asked by Danys M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No I cannot guess the riddle!
2007-07-17 08:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time
The answer is
'Time'
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
(...I turn polar bears white )
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champane bubble.)
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )
Time is the answer :)
2007-07-17 15:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
time
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
2007-07-17 15:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Sun
2007-07-17 15:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arghhhhhh! This is the 1000th time this one has been on Yahoo!
The official answer is "time" but it's really a fake riddle derived - I think - from a poem.
2007-07-17 15:49:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They post this riddle about 100,000 times a day. The riddle says "Can you answer this riddle" and the answer is no. THis is a trick question...but the actual answer is time.
2007-07-17 15:50:03 · answer #6 · answered by Lora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don’t get it. Can I have 10 pts anyway?
Sb
2007-07-17 15:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a tough one.
2007-07-17 15:48:08 · answer #8 · answered by amy c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm.... This is a tough one... Is it TIME??? :)
2007-07-17 16:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥Hold the applause its CALLIE♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pimple! ha ha...jk. its time
2007-07-17 15:49:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋