a strange quirk in that he would not go through a tight spot. A door had to be wide open or he would balk. (I guess he had been caught by a spring door when he was younger.)
There was a section of the building with posh furniture and carpet. Access to the section was through an opening in a planter wall. I didn't want the dog to go into that section, so I placed a "THIS SECTION CLOSED" sign in the middle of the opening, and said "See that?".... The dog looked, and we walked on.
A workman shouted "Hey are you saying that dog can read?"
I replied "Well, watch.", and I squeezed past the sign but the dog who had been at my side in perfect obedience, planted four feet and wouldn't go through, no matter how much I shouted and tugged.
I moved the sign (now there was lots of room), and the dog walked through as though nothing was wrong.
Each time the sign was in the doorway, the dog couldn't be forced through; remove it and he would trot on through.
Somewhere there is a work crew that believes my dog can read. ....
2007-07-17 08:40:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had a dog and cat that could talk.
I said to the dog "What grows on the side of trees?" He said "Bark." I said " What does it feel like?" He said "Rough."
I came home one night and was locked out. I opened the letterbox and saw the cat sat there. I said "Let me in." He said "Me, how?"
2007-07-17 08:45:05 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A good dog is a pit bull terrier. the male pit bulls are over 40 and the females are under 40. These dogs are great watch dogs and very good at warning people Be sure to get this dog because it is the perfect under 40 pound guard dog ( some males are under 40 pounds) ( most females are under 40 pounds)
2016-04-01 09:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one skycat, now teach him to bring back the Workman's lunches,,and open them to see if they eat healthy, dogs are smart can he also read the news paper, or use it when he has to go , R
2007-07-17 09:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by traylorrandy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny one Skycat.!!!
Lend me your dog please.!!!
10/10 for the dog.!!!
2007-07-17 11:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy Cow! That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!
2007-07-17 09:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don’t get it. Can I have 10 pts anyway?
Sb
2007-07-17 08:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe, amusing story!! have a star!
2007-07-17 08:54:33 · answer #7 · answered by mythbusters 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amazing
2007-07-17 08:43:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute very cute
2007-07-17 11:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth (the jewish princess) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great situation........
2007-07-17 09:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋