What was the funniest sign/bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Here are some of my favorites
"Caution! The edges of this sign are sharp! *in small letters* Oh, and the road is out ahead" (sign)
"Due to technical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off" (Bumper sticker)
2007-07-17 08:27:59 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all these are funny... keep adding more
2007-07-17 16:22:08 · update #1
I'm gonna leave the voting to you guys
2007-07-19 11:12:37 · update #2
Favorite Bumper Stickers:
Don't be sexist. (Broads really hate that)
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still a moron
My kid knocked up your honor student
Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe. Other times I think we are not. Either way the concept is mind boggling.
Dyslexics Untie!
Stamp out, get rid of, and eliminate redundancy!
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese
I plan to live forever. So far, so good!
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
I want to die in my sleep, just like my grandfather; not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
2007-07-17 08:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by Chewie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Practice Safe Sex and Go F*%$ Yourself"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
"Horn broken, watch for finger"
"Buck Fush"
"My kid beat up your honor student"
"Dain Bramage"
"Squirrels: Natures little speedbumps"
"Paddle Faster, I hear Banjos"
"When did Cake Learn To Talk and How Does It Know My Name?"
"My Imaginary Friend Ordered A Restraining Order Against Me"
"A Boss Is Like A Diaper, Always On Your A$$ and Usually Full of S%$&!"
http://www.bushslastday.com They sell a bumper sticker that has the date of the last day bush will be in office. And other ones like it. (Mine is in the mail)
Sign: "Caution Road Wet When Raining"
2007-07-18 09:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have the funniest one and its on my back bumper... "If you're going to ride my @ss at least pull my hair". Nothing better than watching a car with an old couple in it laugh their heads off, or jokingly start pulling on each others hair. I think a couple of cops have laughed too.
2016-05-20 15:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are three types of people:
Those who can't count and those who can
It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do
Rehab is for quitters
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it
Life's All About ***:
Covering it, Kicking it, Kissing it, Or trying to get it
If I Wanted to Hear from an Asshole I'd Fart
HONK if your family embarrases the hell out of you
Stop Repeat Offenders, don't re-elect them
Hard Work never Killed Anyone but why take the chance
2007-07-17 08:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by jenjen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's a Stop sign down the road from my house and under S T O P, it says "Playa Hatin." It's so funny. Also, I saw a license plate on an Audi one time and it said "HAUDI" as in Howdy. I thought that was neat, too.
2007-07-25 08:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ReNe♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen some crazy ones...."Some village in Texas is Missing an Idiot"
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges like you didn't live there.
So when is the wizard going to get to you about that brain?
Stupidity is not a handicap....Go park some place else!
2007-07-17 13:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by T B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Republicans For Voldemort
2007-07-17 08:37:32 · answer #7 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw this one on the back of a van. There was a curtain hung at the back window so no one could see the inside. The sticker read: Sex Wagon. Dont laugh, your daughter could be in it.
2007-07-25 04:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by Vico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come to the Dark Side...we have cookies
Save the Earth!
Its the only planet with chocolate.
Out of my mind. Back in 5.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
2007-07-17 09:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by Fstop11 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Earth first! We'll screw up the other planets later! Eagles may soar with the clouds, but hamsters don't get sucked into jet intakes! Lol!
2007-07-17 09:02:38 · answer #10 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋