This young guy has a date with his girlfriend; it’s the 1st time he is going out with ALL her family.
He stops at the pharmacy to buy some condoms, he asks the pharmacist:
“Sir, can you give me a small box of condoms?, you know I’m going out to dinner with my girlfriend and ALL her family, but maybe tonight afterwards…”
As he is going out the door, he turns around
“Sir, you know what, give me a box more of condoms… you never know, my girlfriends sister….”
Almost out the door, he changes his mind and gets one more box…. You know, for the mother…. Just in case.
That night he is at the dinner table, the girlfriends tells her man : “honey, you sure are quiet, you never told me you where shy”
He answers:
“you never told me your father is a pharmacist “
2007-07-17
08:16:57
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