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This young guy has a date with his girlfriend; it’s the 1st time he is going out with ALL her family.

He stops at the pharmacy to buy some condoms, he asks the pharmacist:
“Sir, can you give me a small box of condoms?, you know I’m going out to dinner with my girlfriend and ALL her family, but maybe tonight afterwards…”

As he is going out the door, he turns around
“Sir, you know what, give me a box more of condoms… you never know, my girlfriends sister….”

Almost out the door, he changes his mind and gets one more box…. You know, for the mother…. Just in case.

That night he is at the dinner table, the girlfriends tells her man : “honey, you sure are quiet, you never told me you where shy”

He answers:

“you never told me your father is a pharmacist “

2007-07-17 08:16:57 · 10 answers · asked by sara76c 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Bahahahahaha.
Good one.
One of my favorite jokes.
Star for you.

2007-07-17 08:41:41 · answer #1 · answered by Little Miss Jonas ツ 4 · 0 0

hilariusly funny

heres a star

2007-07-17 17:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well he just dug his own grave the first tiime then just kept diggin' and diggin' and diggin'

2007-07-17 15:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol thats funny!

2007-07-17 15:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by ayeitsdani! 2 · 0 0

FUNNY, a star for you!

2007-07-17 15:20:42 · answer #5 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0 0

that's funny

2007-07-17 15:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Great! Vote me best answer! (I starred you)

2007-07-17 15:21:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

aahahahahaha! i like it

2007-07-17 15:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by It's BRITNEI b!+ch 3 · 0 0

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA THAT IS CRAZY, JAJAJAJAJAJA]
IMAGINE...........!!!!!

2007-07-17 17:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by Desyeni 4 · 0 0

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2007-07-17 15:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by lovely 2 · 0 0

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