I am wondering if God is trying to contact me and convert me....
First - There was the face of Jesus burned into the tortilla of my breakfast taco, it didn't taste that great just burned.
Second- This vagrant came up to my car and said, "Annie, I am trying to help you- I died for your sins please let me save you" and I had to turn on my wipers and spray washer fluid on him to get him away from my car.
and then just today a talking dog came up to me and said," it is not to late" so I backed over him with my car (it was kind of too late).
So, are these signs or just random coincindences. On a sidenote, any one know how to shut up a talking dog? The car didn't work. I mean much passed convincing me to be a Christian all he knows is showtunes.
2007-07-17 07:31:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're not the least bit funny. I know you think you are, but you're not.
2007-07-17 07:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
These are all signs leading up to the conclusion that you need to seek psychiatric help asap (you've probably already been told that). I'm sure he/she will be able to help you, though it may take some time. When you are finally well, you will then be free to read the Bible and attend church to learn about God and Jesus the true way. God bless.
2007-07-17 16:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to shut up a talking dog? The animal would be worth a fortune at a side show.
2007-07-17 14:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have taken the dog and gone on to america's got talent or some other game show. and made the million dollar prize. aftewards you could have the dog singing the national anthem at the superbowl and you could have made money on that to, however the possiblity remains that the dog could have taught apes to talk.. and we all know what happens then.... "get your hands off of me.. you dam dirty ape! So perhaps you saved humanity.. thanks!
2007-07-17 14:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by midrash40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your mental problems cannot be heeled by your doctor. I suggest you to neglect the view or voice and go ahead your routine daily jobs. sooner or later, everythings will back to normal.
2007-07-17 14:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by johnkamfailee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Yeah these are definately signs.
2007-07-17 14:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No sign, just bad drugs
2007-07-17 14:35:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋