*mike tyson virus --quits after one byte
*Lorena Bobbit -- turns your hard disk into a 3.5in floppy
* saddam husein virus -- wont let you into any of your programs
*monica lewinski virus -- sucks out all the memory of your computer
*oprah winfrey virus -- your 200mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 200mb
*titanic virus -- makes your whole computer go down
*disney virus -- everything in your computer goes goofy
*ronald reagan virus -- saves your data, but forgets where its stored
2007-07-17 06:15:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny....
2007-07-17 06:47:50 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-08-22 05:47:20 · answer #2 · answered by Dwight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE GEORGE W BUSH VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction
THE JOHN KERRY VIRUS - Reverses every position each time you turn your computer on
THE AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep counting, recounting, recounting ... ad nauseam
THE BILL CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a permanent hard drive, with no memory
THE BOB DOLE VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
THE LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails your best friends about what it did).
THE RONALD REAGAN VIRUS - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
THE JESSE JACKSON VIRUS - Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background and rhyming it all
THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes
THE OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200
THE JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files
THE PROZAC VIRUS - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
THE MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS - Attacks only minor files
THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows
2007-07-17 07:04:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Chuck Norris Virus - saves you data and then roundhouse kicks you in the face.
2007-07-17 06:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!!xx
2007-07-17 06:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny virus, I like Tyson the best.!!!
Good ones Alan.!!!
2007-07-17 11:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
George Bush virus: destroys your computer then blames it on the terrorists.
2007-07-17 06:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by swd 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
nice.
dick cheney - puts your data in a secure and undisclosed location, never to be seen again
the bush- deletes your data then invades a neighbor's computer to find it
mel gibson virus- stores your data erratically; blames it the jews
2007-07-17 06:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
*elvis virus - deletes system32 and plays only elvis music on startup.
2014-02-03 14:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2007-07-17 06:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha lol
2007-07-17 06:23:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋