2007-07-17 06:09:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL!
Judging by how evil Go must be (look at the world and religious people say it's God's will, that he is pun ishing what he created) he'd probably make the omlette, give it a soul and consciousness then make it live in really terrible conditions for the rest of it's life!!
2007-07-17 06:14:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why would God want an omelet? It is a man-made food to satisfy hunger, which is a part of the survival instinct. God has no need nor desire to eat. If He did though, He could think it into existence and it would be there. He did that with all of creation, so it would stand to reason He would do the same with an omelet.
2007-07-17 13:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He'd cook it himself. This god has never had a problem with breaking lots of eggs to make himself omelets.
2007-07-17 13:15:06 · answer #3 · answered by Nightlight 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He would create a chicken out of thin air to lay the eggs for him. Then he would create a pig out of thin air for the ham. Don't get me started on what he does for cheese...
2007-07-17 13:15:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humans should get their own existence solved first, before then getting into Gods puzzles.
2007-07-17 13:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by Dani Shaw 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he would not ask for one,omlettes are made from eggs,eggs human or animal mean life,i am sure he would not kill someone/something just because he is hungry.come to think of it why would a god get hungry?
2007-07-17 13:18:53 · answer #6 · answered by John S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he need to eat, it means he has desire and he will follow the desire to go. He is no more god. His basic want will pulling him to do something he is not willing.
2007-07-17 13:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by johnkamfailee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
judging from the fact that he likes "skipping" natural evolution processes, i'd say he's make it simply appear out of nowhere.
2007-07-17 13:16:32 · answer #8 · answered by Heart-Shapped Poe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My God is strictly vegetarian
2007-07-17 14:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by Shripathi Krishna Acharya 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
neither - it would instantly appear in his stomach already eaten - i mean why would god actually need to chew !?!?!
2007-07-17 13:18:17 · answer #10 · answered by lancej0hns0n 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋