A priest had been to a conference all day, and on returning to his very old church he decides to have a nice hot bath. He pulls the old tin tub out onto the alter, fills it, undresses and climbs in. He's puffing away on a ciggy when some git runs in and nicks his clothes and towels.
He gets out of the bath, and is wondering what to do when the church door opens and three old women come tottering in. The priest thinks 'oh ****, what should i do'. He's standing buck naked with a pack of cigs in one hand and a lighter in the other. 'I know' he decides to pretend to be a statue and stands holding his hands out to the sides.
The three old bids come down the aisle and finally notice this aborition and are somewhat taken aback. They stand chatting about the new church statue when one pipes up "i wonder what would happen if i pulled his dick?". The other two egg her on and looking round she leans forward and gives him a tug. The statue drops a pack of ciggerettes. "A MIRACLE FROM GOD" they all shout.
The second old bid turns to the others and says "wonder what would happen if i pulled his dick?", they urge her on, and looking around she leans forward, and gives it a tug. The statue drops a lighter. "A MIRACLE FROM GOD" they all shout.
The third old bid turns to the other two and says "wonder what would happen if i pulled his dick?" they push her forward urging her on. She looks about, leans forward and gives a tug. "LOOK" she shouts "HAND CREAM FROM GOD!"
2007-07-17 05:01:16 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooh and didn't see that 1 cuming
2007-07-17 05:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i found it funny, lol.... i had a joke removed since it mentioned the word 'redneck'. No-one except the guy reporting it was offended.
People are too damn sensitive. Well done for having the courage to repost!
2007-07-17 05:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by freakokalam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nivea from Nirvana.
2007-07-17 05:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, hand cream.
Apparently the stuff in question is very good for the skin.
:)
2007-07-17 22:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10 hahahahaha still laughin :D
2007-07-17 05:34:30 · answer #5 · answered by Katziie .x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-20 22:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by Yorkshire Born 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old joke but still funny!
2007-07-17 05:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke put a smile on my face : )
2007-07-17 05:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by Hoppity-ES 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep...you're definitely not getting lucky tonight!
2007-07-17 13:01:20 · answer #9 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!
that's a good one!
thanks for the laugh
was a good one!
star*
xx
2007-07-22 17:11:30 · answer #10 · answered by fairy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋