There's this man who drinks beer at a local bar every night. One night, he came in and had nothing to drink. The bartender was curious and asked him why he wasn't drinking anything.
The man replied, "I don't drink anymore... Last night, I blew chunks."
"Oh that's nothing", the bartender replies. "Everyone gets a little sick after drinking at times!"
"No, No", the man replies. "You don't understand. Chunks is my dog!
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2007-07-17 04:54:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha very funny lol xxxx thnx for the laugh 10 out of 10
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2007-07-17 05:10:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk X Cindy
2007-07-17 04:58:13 · answer #2 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 04:56:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no excuse to give up drinking Michael Jackson blows bubbles when he's sober allegedly
2007-07-17 05:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I dont get the joke. I know blowing chunks means throwing up, but how could he "blow" his dog?
2007-07-17 04:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by The Dude 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i liked.
but nobody will ever leave drinking,esp any regular drinker for the sake of a dog
2007-07-17 04:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by Desperate4YAnswers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funnier 20 minutes ago when i read it, but still chuckled.
2007-07-17 04:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats great!
2007-07-17 04:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by marmystr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny it is, and the people who don't get it come out from under your rock.
2007-07-17 05:05:19 · answer #9 · answered by stew pedasol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-17 05:23:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋