The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
"Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says,
"You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar,
the driver looks over at his wife and growls at his wife and says
through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license
out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on.
You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks,
"WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
The wife says: "Only when he's been drinking."
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2007-07-17 04:37:30 · 19 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-07-17 04:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
2007-07-17 04:43:33 · answer #2 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You always have the best jokes! The woman are very smart in these jokes! Keep them coming.
2007-07-17 04:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by Populargrl584 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-17 05:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by Krmfuentes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-17 04:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!xx
2007-07-17 05:02:25 · answer #6 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha this one is good!! Where did you hear it? A star for you! YAY!
2007-07-17 06:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by The only good blu is a dead blu! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a lot like my mother
2016-04-01 08:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats soooooooo funy,
do mre jokes
lol
lmao
2007-07-17 06:13:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat funny you make me laugh hahahaha :-)
carry on tell more
2007-07-17 05:49:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! THATS FULARIOUS! do u mind i if i print that out and show it to all my friends! thats soo funny!
2007-07-17 09:12:47 · answer #11 · answered by Lora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋