A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "that first coffin is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin? "
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked
and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement , "Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Join the queue. "
2007-07-17 04:21:48 · 10 answers · asked by ? ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it soooooooo many times........
2007-07-25 03:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by PRINCEUPP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brutal, but funny!
2007-07-23 17:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by retrobaby77 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Star!
2007-07-17 06:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by Chewie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one!
2007-07-17 04:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
2007-07-17 04:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that dog should be put down, or at least muzzled!
lol
2007-07-25 01:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by Straw Hat Samurai 2.0 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awwwww lol i feel sorry for those mother in laws
2007-07-18 02:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-07-17 05:41:31 · answer #8 · answered by It's BRITNEI b!+ch 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is classic
2007-07-24 12:59:33 · answer #9 · answered by jaykay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-23 15:10:48 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋