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What do you mean your pregnant!?!?
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Well who's the father?
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What do you mean God?!???!?
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haha, does make you wonder

2007-07-17 04:20:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

OMG... This is too funny!

In God we trust! From everyone else we ask DNA test!!!

2007-07-17 04:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Beef Stroganoff 6 · 3 1

Joseph's reaction was like most people's would be in this case. He had his doubts, and so he chose to "put away" Mary quietly, In his day being her fiancee he could have had her stoned for "premarital sex" but he chose not too, but then the Angle of the Lord came and told Joseph the truth, and I am sure he was worried, confused, disappointed, excited every emotion you can imagine, but he still did the right thing.

2007-07-17 11:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, that's why God sent an angel to enlighten Joseph.
I think the movie, "The Nativity" did an excellent job showing the freakyness Joseph, Jacomo & Ann (Mary's parents) went through with the unplaned (by humans) preganacy of Mary.

2007-07-17 11:30:24 · answer #3 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0 0

Joseph and Mary were engaged at the time. Joseph had mixed feelings and was leaning towards sending her away.A thought (angel) from God came to Joseph and changed his heart.They married and Joseph became Jesus's earthly father.

2007-07-17 11:32:08 · answer #4 · answered by monte54que 7 · 0 0

If God wanted a kid, why didn't he get his own woman ? But to go after someone BETHROTH, 12 to 13 years old simply because Joseph was a descendant of King David ? Here "God" is to bring his SAVIOR Son into the world and he wants him to be connected to one of the most murderous and adulterous Kings of the Jews ? But then that's the RELIGIOUS "mind.........."

2007-07-17 11:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by Theban 5 · 0 0

Joseph's last name is Springer. Jerry is directly related to Joseph. Joseph practically invented the paternity test episodes of the Joey Springer show!

2007-07-17 11:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

We do know what Joseph's reaction was, please read Matthew 1:19-24

2007-07-17 11:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by ShemaYisrael 2 · 1 0

Christianity was started by someone named Mary,

Such a clever woman...

;)

2007-07-17 11:24:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Yeah,..Joseph had to have a lot of faith. I mean a LOT of faith.

-B

2007-07-17 11:22:50 · answer #9 · answered by The Brian 4 · 1 2

He was torn until he was visited by an angel.

2007-07-17 11:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by wassupmang 5 · 2 3

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