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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

2007-07-17 03:18:46 · 28 answers · asked by (¨`♥ Latina ♥´¨)™ 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

great joke.
and to those of you who piss and moan about a jokes source.....we are not professional comedians working on new material, we are passing around jokes we have come across and like.
thank you for the laugh.

2007-07-17 03:32:04 · answer #1 · answered by BuddhaDaddy 5 · 2 0

HAhhaahahahhaha OMG, that was incredibly hilarious!!!!!!!
LOL

Poor widow, I'm sure she just screamed even worse when reading "PS, sure is freaking hot down here!!!" hahahah

thanks, star for you!!!!!!

2007-07-17 05:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by Abbey Road 6 · 1 0

You'll get a star for that . I've heard this one before but, it's a really funny one!

2007-07-17 03:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 3 0

Very original. Star for you!

2007-07-17 03:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 3 0

Ha ha Minister he go hell, I tink most wonse does.

2007-07-18 12:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by pieter m 2 · 1 0

wow, now that was one good joke

thanks, i really needed that laugh

here's a star

2007-07-18 08:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

have seen this one before....even passed it on to friends.....but I still laugh every time I read it....so YOU GET A STAR
actually I did not have to read it but I laughed anyway....

2007-07-17 03:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by bernman101 6 · 1 0

Very good an talented story...

May we hear more !?


Aaron & Namwahn.

2007-07-17 03:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

omg thats crazy

2007-07-17 03:28:32 · answer #9 · answered by nisha10mabry 3 · 2 0

ha ha ha ha ha that has to be the funniest and most f***ed up thing i've ever heard,,,thank you for that!!! you made my day.

2007-07-17 03:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by Lovin' Patrick Stump 2 · 2 0

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