Have I got bricklayer tattooed on my forehead he asks her. A little while later she asks him to repair the light in the hall. Have I got electrician tattooed on my forehead he asks her. A little while later she tells him the boiler is faulty. Have I got plumber tattooed on forehead he shouts, thats it I am going to watch the match at the pub. Three hours later he returns and finds that the porch has been repaired, the hall light and boiler working perfectly. He asks his wife how she managed to get the jobs done. Well she said while you were out I was outside crying when an handsome young man asked why I was crying so I told him. I will do that for you he said. Will I have to pay you I asked. No just make a nice pie or we can make love. O said the husband, so what kind of pie did you make him. Have I got DELIA SMITH tattooed on my forehead asked his wife.?
2007-07-17 03:12:46 · 19 answers · asked by john j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Feckin' hilarious!!!!!
he deserved that.....
lol
xxx
2007-07-17 03:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahaha, so i'm guessing he did get some pie after all.
2007-07-17 03:34:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious but I got another one how about "have i got baker written on my forehead"
2007-07-17 03:21:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh ya he got some pie
2007-07-17 03:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
O...
Very good...
But where do I find that
DELIA-SMITH-tattoo for my wife !??
Aaron.
2007-07-17 03:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I like that one.Have a star.
2007-07-17 03:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by CMH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i like that.
he got what he deserved
uno starro for you
2007-07-17 06:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha funny
2007-07-17 03:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by nisha10mabry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ah nice one buddy?
2007-07-17 03:19:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is cute! made me laugh! a star for you!
2007-07-17 03:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋