DOCTOR
one who kills you today to prevent you from dying tomorrow
LAWYER
a learned man who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself
EXPERT
a person who knows enough to complicate simple matters
GOOD SALESMAN
one who can convince an eskimo to buy a refrigirator
HOME
a place where we grumble the most and treated the best
BRAIN
that which we think we think.
DESTINY
a respectable name for failure
MOTORIST
one who keeps pedestrians in good running condition.
MODERN SCULPTOR
a man who takes a rough block of wood or stone, works on it for months and makes it look like a rough block of wood or stone.
2007-07-17 03:12:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you know that eskimos actually use refrigerators? They do it to keep food from freezing!
Star given.
2007-07-17 03:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
that's really meaning full.
you deserve a star.
2007-07-17 10:45:43 · answer #2 · answered by ♫●GARV●♫ 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
nice
2007-07-17 13:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by hihello 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-07-17 10:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
that's really nice.
2007-07-18 00:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by α∂ｿαѕнα тєנαѕωι 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute!
2007-07-17 10:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋