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The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

However, in government, education and in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed in such situations, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Visiting other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as "living-impaired."

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead, and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And of course . . .

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

2007-07-17 03:10:40 · 10 answers · asked by Jody W 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

sad, so very sad but so very true. thanks for the first good laugh of the day

2007-07-17 03:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by BuddhaDaddy 5 · 1 0

no wonder our country is in such financial trouble! LOL

Gee whiz...$500 for a hammer?

What gives? Is the hammer solid gold?

Thank you for this enlightening me to the failure of our government!

2007-07-17 03:16:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very funny

2007-07-20 06:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tiggers Twin 2 · 0 0

Good one

2007-07-20 22:28:24 · answer #4 · answered by Yorkshire Born 2 · 0 0

Very nice!

2007-07-17 03:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0 0

Hahahahahahaha, i'm laughing my head off, though i don't know why, it's acctually true!!!!!!!

2007-07-17 03:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cool

2007-07-17 03:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

Wicked ( Only the US ? )

2007-07-17 03:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by Paul S 3 · 0 0

lol...a good read!!!

xxx

2007-07-17 03:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0 0

WAY COOOOOOOOOOOOL

2007-07-17 03:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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