A man goes to the doctors.the doc checks him over and says
"Sorry mate,but u have,yellow 24,a nasty virus,so called as it turns your blood yellow and u have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can do for you,,just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth".
So he trudges home to wifey and breaks the news. Distaught she asks him to accompany her to bingo that night so he can experience her idea of night out,as he as never been before. He gets his 1st card and wins 4 corners-prize £350. Then gets a line and wins £200, He also calls for a full house and wins a grand. The national comes up and he wins a further £380.00. The bingo caller gets him on stage and says:
"Son, I've never seen you in here before in my life but you won 4 corners,any line, full house and the national. I've never met anyone so lucky".
"LUCKY??"he screamed"lucky I'll have u know I've got yellow 24".
"F**K ME"says the bingo caller, "you've won the raffle as well"
2007-07-17 02:54:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
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Thanks for the laughs!
2007-07-17 08:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yellow 24 sounds like those things they put in colored food, you know like red dye number 4 or something like that
2007-07-17 09:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell is yellow 24
2007-07-17 10:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
2007-07-17 10:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahaha, love it, bet my mrs will love it more though.
2007-07-17 09:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that well funny, i actually laughed out loud!
2007-07-17 14:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's funny!!
PMSL
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2007-07-17 11:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-17 10:07:49 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol saddening haha
2007-07-17 09:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by AA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still funny though
2007-07-17 09:58:44 · answer #10 · answered by Papa Dom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, I don't care for it...Sorry :o)
2007-07-17 10:04:06 · answer #11 · answered by city girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋