I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink scotch, beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or ride a chopper ,
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
No," I said.
He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a sh*t?"
2007-07-17 02:48:46 · 16 answers · asked by Bfloyd15 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Living to 80 is up to Chuck Norris to decide.
2007-07-17 02:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such a lame life to be living till 80!
2007-07-17 02:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by AA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not that funny if it was soposed to be a joke but if its serious then youll probibly live to be 80 (stay off the road when your 80)
2007-07-17 02:53:09 · answer #3 · answered by footbal91k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL soo true i would rather have a short fun life then a long boring one
2007-07-17 02:54:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
live life fast hard and have as much fun as you can who cares about living to 80
2007-07-17 02:51:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doctor is mean! But pretty funny. Why do you give a ****? lol XD
2007-07-17 02:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by Tren Lau 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice doctor
2007-07-17 03:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by Steven T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He walks out the doctor's office thinking
"WOW!! I'm going to live to b......."
SMACK!!!!!
Ouch...
Hmm....
Guess his eyesight was poor.
He missed his bus.
2007-07-17 02:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by gary L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i love this joke...in my memory now..thanks for making me laugh...thats was so funnnnnyyy!!!!! lol
now get lost
2007-07-17 02:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by sheru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE! You get a star from me! :)
2007-07-17 02:51:39 · answer #10 · answered by CAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋